court appointed

Today I got a text from the lawyer I work for during the middle of file pick ups for our court appointed clients. It went something like this...

Lawyer:  One of the defendants was arguing with a fucking plant in the hallway and then started hitting it. Her office appointment is for sure in the conference room.

Me: That is hilarious.  I hope you scheduled her appointment for a day I am in the office.

Lawyer:  I will make sure of it.  She was so nutty that I couldn't even get to the bottom of the charges.  Fuuuuuukkk she started hyperventilating and apologized for saying she has herpes and shingles.  Aaaauuuggghh.

Me:  Wow, I am speechless.  I can't wait to meet her.

We see a lot of craziness with court appointed clients--stories, crimes, people, personalities.  This one takes the cake this month.